WHY…(from the Paws of Rufuz)

Why is Mommy sitting on Daddy?

Why is she jumping up and down on Daddy too?

Is she trying to break him in half?

That long thing between his legs yes, his shaft?

Why do they chase me away, I only want to see,

Daddy says he can feel my eyes and ears,

Peering over the foot of the bed, how can he?

Mommy is in the way & their eyes are shut,

Boy, I never get to do nothin’,

Betcha other doggies get to watch whatever it is they are doing?

Anybody want a doggy like me, I think I will run away from home,

They won’t even know I am gone; they don’t care,

Heck, they don’t know when I am there,

Why do they treat me this way?

Daddy says I will forget it in 5 minutes, how long is 5 minutes?

Hey, he was right, what the heck was I talkin’ about just now?

I hate it when Daddy and Mommy are right,

Hey dad I need to go out and pee,

Yeah open the door, I can do it on my own, I am a big boy now…!

                   © Rufuz – 4/14/04