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Toke
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Toking is definitely self help in my book, LOL!

Toke…      


 


Took a big hit,


 


Off my power hitter bong,


 


Coughed and coughed I most certainly did,


 


Choked on the hit, right here where I sit…


 


 


Took a drink of ice cold Cherry coke,


 


The best when taking a toke,


 


Gave myself a few minutes,


 


Took a second hit, bigger than the first, no joke…


 


 


Wanted to have a buzz cause I am tired of cleaning up fuzz,


 


And when I am buzzed, I don’t notice the fuzz floating in the air,


 


I swear I am living, not with a dog, but with a molting bear…


 


                © ed – 5/30\04


 


 


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 Reviews of "Toke"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 31, 2004
Ancient Proverb:

Those who toke in presence of molting bear - may be eaten.
So be nice to molting bears, wherever you may find them.

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on May 31, 2004
The more you cough the better you get off!!! hahahahaha Funny Poet!!! Peace through smoke…lol.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on May 31, 2004
Made me thing of cockney dialect. Love it..

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 30, 2004
Awwwwwwww Rufuz...still the best buddy to you....hugs to him!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 30, 2004
A molting bear. Cute write.


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