Daddy Gave me a Haircut, by Rufuz (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Daddy Gave me a Haircut, by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Dad gave me a haircut, not the best, but better than what I had looked like before...I can't see my butt anyway, LOL! :)
Daddy Gave me a Haircut, by Rufuz… Yes daddy did give me a bit of a haircut Sunday, I sat on my table and he trimmed off my butt hair, Now I can go poopies without getting it caught, I know that is too much information, “butt” that’s the way it is… He trimmed under my chin too, Boy is it easier to eat and drink now, He said it was not a very good job, But whatever my daddy does for me is good, He loves me and I him, he also brushed me; that feels good too… I have been shedding; I know that, I cannot help it, But while daddy eats my hair and it floats in the air, He does not get upset, boy I love him, he is so fair, As a barber he has very little if any flair, But I would never ever leave him to go anywhere… Well, I don’t want to wake him, He got up early to write a poem, he was crying in his dreams, I worry when he does that because he feels the same for me, I wish him well; I won’t see him all day, while at work he will be… © Rufuz – 6/7/04

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on June 8, 2004

(((rufuz)))

you're a brave boy, letting your daddy get THISCLOSE to vital parts of your anatomy LOL

i used to trim sultan's rear hair--not fun :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

love this write, and you and your daddy and mama

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)

Reviewed on June 7, 2004

Rufuz, you old sly dog you…lol. Or should I say bald…hehehe!!! Only kidding Rufuz… I’ll send you a nice treat for being such a good puppy…and you know that Daddy loves you very much!!! At least now you can slide on the carpet…lol. Peace thru Haircuts.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Oh this is good....thanks for this welcome laugh Ed/Rufuz!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

LOL... please forgive me, Ruffie.. when I read anything by Calendula down below here, I generally fall off my chair and find breathing a bit tough for a few minutes... Sigh.. there now.. composed and ready: sooooo, butt hairs are gone, eh? Jaysus, first Eddie K, then me, now Ruffie... next we'll all be going around singing: "bald is beautiful.. everyone shave your head!" Actually, on some, bald IS beautiful (giggle). Alright, let's get serious here, those last few lines, Ruf, were very sweet, very caring. It's obvious, you've acquired your daddy's sense of compassion and deep caring. That's it for now, my beardless Braveheart. katy xox.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Now you have gone too far, Ed! If Rebecca reads this, she'll want to shave my butt hairs, too. Have you no compassion??!!

Poor Rufuz, I can feel your pain.

Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)

glad to hear you have got rid of the bum fluff Rufuz, those klingons sure make a mess of the furniture. Hope Daddy gets out the shake and vac.
It isnt everyday I write to such a noble dog as yourself, you should think of a career in poetry.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Cute poem :-) Crying in our dreams often is laughter in our lives :-)

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

This was so cute Rufuz! A sweet poem for Daddy!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

aDORable write, dear rufuz; bet you look like a million bucks! but then i thought you looked good BEFOREhand! keep 'em coming, sweet rufie; i love your writes, and i love you and your daddy too!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

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