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If not philosophy, then humor, or maybe not, geez, what an old sot...
WHAT… What do I want to write about today, I have no clue? What do I want to say today, yes, to you and you & you? What can I speak of, so I don’t get sued? What do I need to get off my chest; no I am not being lewd, What fact can I expound on, nothing that I can think of here in this cue… What needs to be said, if it needs saying I am here to do so, though sometimes rude, What can one elaborate on, while sitting here in the nude? What do you personally need to know or learn, I can do so herein, yes include, So again what can be said, this morning before getting stewed? Well all you dudes, the only conclusion I can make, yes herein conclude, Would be to not be crude, to not write till I have eaten some food, And end this little piece while I am still in a relatively good mood… © ed – 6/13/04

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)

Reviewed on June 13, 2004

Heh eheh heh...you always put a smile on my face Ed...
Wouldn't it ever be a shame if we got sued for what
we wrote?....LOL..loved this..miss you guys..floria

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Glad you were able to end in a good mood. Talk about yourself, and you'll probably avoid litigation... maybe not. Enjoyed.

Reviewed by autumn blair-strange (Reader)

Snicker snicker hugs,Autumn

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)

What… you’re sitting in the nude… how rude, dude… I think I just may sue…why…for writing in the nude dude…lol. Stay in a good mood, Poet!!! But please put some pants on, no wonder you have to carry such a heavy load…lol. Peace thru writing in the nude, dude!!!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Hope the mood sticks to you....just don't get rude being in the nude....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Amazing! Your theme BECAME your theme... This is one my favorites of your recent work, Ed... It's well put together, thoughtful and expressed with your unique style. I'd say, you've earned a good meal, now that you've fed us so well! (smile) Hmmmm... are you really nude? How LIBERATING! giggle. (you silly thing) katy xox.

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

chuckle

Reviewed by Antoinette Kopperfield

Ed, I have to admit you had me laughing out loud on this one again...
Oh, my gosh--to poke fun at being fat...Tis' the fright of all of us who are overweight :)
I always look on the inside though, for it is the inside that counts the most
A funny and humorous write though! I suppose we have to poke fun sometimes to remain sane...LOL
Antoinette

Reviewed by Carol Chapman (Reader)

If Ed is eating in the nude I hope it's not a steaming bowl of soup. A great poem, a great person, a grand dog, a wonderful woman, and a boat - what more (other than lots of food and drink) could you possible want Ed?

Carol

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

WHAT?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

What can one elaborate on, while sitting here in the nude?

A poetic picture is truly worth more than a thousand words!
(And he's eating in the nude, too!)

WHAT…