Perfected Posterior Priorities…

Are we all anal?

As in doing something with regards our posteriors,

We all have herein priorities, but all are not as perfect as we wish,

There are times my perfection drives me to drugs,

Better there than to drink, as it causes me to see bugs…

Our posteriors present us with perfect “anal”ytic suppositions,

Or is that the stuff we put in there, yes suppositories,

Or do we need to store our memories in places like that,

Or is that the place we should call a repository, or something like that…

Is any of this making any sense, or is it cents, in England’s case, it would be pence,

As if I know anything about the world, outside of my little part of it,

The part I know from perfected hindsight, yes sight of the anal area so rare,

I will take mine well done, or at the very least medium rare,

Smoking that area in bbq sauce while sitting on the grill, can be so unfair…

So take from this what you will, just do not touch my still,

As for drinking and drugs, you know I don’t want to see any bugs,

Already said in another paragraph above, when drinking I see gigantic slugs…

                        © ed – 8/11/04