If I have made some statements,

That are negative to your sentiments,

May I say, then don’t review,

Of for that matter don’t read my works; yes get a clue,

For some of my works are quite stinky, yes pee u…J

I truly love to hear that someone I did make smile,

I go as far as I can to do this, yes the extra mile,

But sometimes I will be less than considerate,

Making a joke at someone’s expense,

Like most comedians of our time,

Sometimes I may even a religious belief, desecrate,

If you do not like it, too bad, I don’t want to hear you whine…

This will be, if I can remember in the future,

My last time I will apologize for writing my opinion,

After this and you want to whine and cry, go peel an onion,

For if you can write about things I don’t find to make sense,

Or things that are less than “politically correct,”

Then why should I straddle the middle of the fence…?

       © ed ~ 1/8/05