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Remain Tubular Dude
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Remain Tubular Dude…

 

Don’t intend to be rude,

Or abusive or even crude,

Just here to tell all you dudes and dudettes,

Not to in any way allow your life to make you fret…

 

Why upset yourself with daily stress?

Take a pill, or a nap or deep breath to alleviate distress,

When someone does attack you with anger,

Remember it takes two to fight,

If you don’t allow it to happen,

Just tell them to go to Maine, specifically Bangor,

That will be as close to hell as most of us will ever get…

 

No one can “MAKE” you angry,

This you allow yourself to occur,

I hope you did find this advice to be exact,

And now that you did, you must with me concur,

The next time you feel within you arise any anger,

That will be the time to tell yourself to allow it to deter…

       © ed ~ 6/15/05
 


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 Reviews of "Remain Tubular Dude"
Reviewed on June 19, 2005
~*~ Good Advice Ed! Speaking of 'Tubular'... Do you remember the nostalgic Hippie Daze mesmerizing song of psychedelic trance, deeply soothing, plumeting the cozmic depths and heights with intermittent resonante ringing and gonging Bells... the tripping song called 'Tubular Bells?' 'Tubular Bells' certainly sent one on a 'Magical Mystery Tour!' :) ~*~

~*~ ShiVaNi SaNnYaSiNi ~*~

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 19, 2005
Excellent!

Reviewed on June 18, 2005
Ed,

Wise words you pen. Thank you!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

TOTALLY TUBULAR!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 18, 2005
Easier said than done...what do you do it the bastad follow you and want to break your neck...you need to duck and trip the bastard back..lol!!

But thanks anyways for trusting the human instinct...to walk away!!

Love Tinka

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on June 18, 2005
They said I needed an anger management course. I said, "No thanks. I manage to get angry quite well."

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 18, 2005
Wise stuff, Sir Ed. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz. Regis

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 18, 2005
I agree, DUDE! You are such a wise D.W.!!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 18, 2005
"Remember it takes two to fight,"

Words to live by, Eddie M, my thoughtful, pensive, wise and wonderful friend. You are always a good read... when you reach down and scrape along the gut like this, it's elevated. What a mind... neverending news from the world of a thinking man. Love this one! katy xox


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