*IF*
If I made you smile, my life was worthwhile,
If I made you sigh, it is better than to make you cry,
If I made you think, I did my job; you didn’t need a shrink,
If I made you frown, sorry if I made you feel in anyway down…
If I made you talk, I hope you did so without balk,
If I made you scream, I hope you did so during a wet dream,
If I made you laugh, I did my job on your behalf,
If I made you happy, what the hell, its better than feelin’ crappie…
But if I did make you cry, I hope it was not because of my being a bad guy,
If I did make you see a shrink, do so after having a drink,
If I did make you balk, my apologies; now go and take a long refreshing walk,
If I did make you instead of happy, feel crappie, sorry again, but its time for me to take a nappie…
© ed ~ 8/27/05
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Regis
Love this old bean..
If I made you talk, I hope you did so without balk,
If I made you scream, I hope you did so during a wet dream,
If I made you laugh, I did my job on your behalf,
If I made you happy, what the hell, its better than feelin’ crappie…
But 3 out of 4 ain't bad!
Tears only water the grass
Co0l write Ed!
Love Stinky (got me laughing yet again}