Gettin’ older, a pain in the ass,

Gettin’ older, a stain on the grass,

Gettin’ older, a grain more through the glass,

Gettin’ older, a plain pain, wish I could pass…

Who needs maturity,

Better I need purity,

Know its long time passed,

From both age and maturity I need obscurity…

Can grow old but never up,

Gettin’ old as well is my pup,

Though he helps keep me young at heart,

As long as the two of us can still in the morning start…

Age is relative,

Hopefully our maturity we can outlive,

Skinny dippin’ in the ocean better for the kids,

For pictures of us old farts doing so,

We can take any amount of e-bay bids…

© ed ~ 3/8/06