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Putting the FU back in FUnny...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Do I be funny,


I do be sunny,


My nose is runny,


Did I just see a big pink bunny?


 


Passed over for a brain,


To compensate I did cocaine,


Living in life most mundane,


I am yours mostly insane…


 


If to the end of the world I am subject to attend,


Then to Satan my hand I would extend,


From this life I would be hard pressed to transcend,


If ya can’t in this life have some fun,


Then its time for this earth to experience the big one…


© ed ~ 6/3/06


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 Reviews of "Putting the FU back in FUnny..."
Reviewed on June 3, 2006
Ed:

You always come up with something funny, it is a joy to read your poems. They always rhyme and flow so well. Great job!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on June 3, 2006
Where's the big one, I never saw it
And no way would I ignore it
I know where the F is, its 2 steps from U
Whick comes before K........does a Ker-puuuu!

lol
sorry........u enterain and inspire!
pax A

Reviewed on June 3, 2006
A fun-write and indeed, having fun is important. We are meant to have fun and be happy, as long as no one gets hurt,
B&R

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 3, 2006
Always fun to readyou...brilliant!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on June 3, 2006
Careful Ed. These fun times can come back and get ya!!!

Susan


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