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Don't ever get a buzz & eat a whole pumpkin custard pie...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Lest you will feel as you are ready to die,

To heaven you can go to learn to fly,

Firstly I should have maybe eaten some rye,

Worshipped the porcelain god (in my case plastic),

Enough I almost found myself wanting to cry…

 

After losing that which I have of late taken in,

I wonder if I should re-take meds & such, ain’t it a sin,

Did it work its way past the point of regurgitation,

Never able am I to make up my mind, much to my personal frustration…

 

Oh well, whatever, its out of my system,

Of the stomachs contents to the sewer I do condemn,

Much the way I do when I listen to eminem,

Hope you enjoyed a look at my life through this little gem…?

© ed J 11/23/06
 

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 Reviews of "Don't ever get a buzz & eat a whole pumpkin custard pie..."
Reviewed on November 25, 2006
This is TERRIFIC!
Ed
Savorrrrr nextime, or hide some! lol
Eminem can stay a distance away
His charm was lost long ago
Is my Opinion today!
Great Write and lots of creative pizzaz!
WArm HuGs,Sheee
I'm glad I gravitated to you
And started reading your hearts gems!

Reviewed on November 25, 2006
Oh, diear...you DID tell us :o) Guess you found good seating...

Micke

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on November 25, 2006
Geez, man...you gotta pace yourself. Nothing good ever comes from gorging, no matter how much the cannabis insists on it.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 24, 2006
I can do without Eminem, Ed. I hope you are feeling fine now. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz,

Regis

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on November 23, 2006
Good Grief Ed! Feedin those alligators Thanksgiving are ya?

I feel like puking just thinking about it! I can barely get through one piece of that stuff. I agree about eminem, that guy is the belch of hell.

Woofs to both of you!
Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 23, 2006
So we agree on something, I don't like eminem either. Victor

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 23, 2006
Oh you overdid it AGAIN...shame on you Edity!!!

Did Rufuz give you some moral support covering the outlet with his tail???

Cause sometimes my hubby do backfire "Worshipped the Porcelain god"!!

Gross how am I going to finish my meal!!

You stinky you!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on November 23, 2006
WOW!! A WHOLE pumpkin pie??? That is way too much for me, though I think it is my favorite part of the Thanksgiving Day feast. I will be eating mine after dinner, but thanks for the heads up!(or in your case the heads down) I hope you feel better soon. Happy Thanksgiving, Ed.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 23, 2006
Shame on you, Little Brother, still worshipping that porcelain god. Move into the light, get yourself an outhouse - and worship a wooden god instead. And have you mailed my Christmas present yet??!!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 23, 2006
A gem indeed ...ED
I love this one, a sure keeper
"Worshipped the Porcelain god"
been there myself in days of youth,
while on cheap wine .....LOL
"Happy Thanksgiving"
to you and your family

Peace be with you
William

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on November 23, 2006
You have desicrated the pumpkin pie, shame shame, and I make a reeeel nice one at that.
We use the best here, the Queensland blue for the pumpkin, soooo sweet, and lots of nutmeg LOL.
for a treat, wholemeal pastry am i making you sick
Lots of golden syryp to lay it on thick :)

LOve and Pumpkin pie
Ch'erie


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