Uncle Ed & Aunt Rebecca are but pawns,

Of their many dogs that poop on their lawn,

Clean it up they must, or face doggy wrath,

Wish I could figure how they get their humans,

To take at least an occasional bath…

Uncle P-wee isn’t so bad,

Even though says he is, my dad,

He takes care of all the worlds pups,

And even treats kindly felines with hairball throw-up’s…

Both of them would gladly take any animal in,

Treating them as family even if they had a fin,

Neither of them against God ever made a sin,

And if so karmically since that time then,

Forgiven, the Great Dog upstairs, has of them…

© Rufuz ~*~ 01.19.2009