When was the last time I wrote,
When was the first time I wrote,
When did writing become like a coat,
Putting it on to keep the cold at bay,
Doing so when I have something to say...
What was I thinking,
What started me blinking,
Whats the reason I started stinking,
Why the hell did I stop drinking...
Where did I from this learn,
Where did I learn to burn,
Where do I finally adjourn,
Where is there, if any, concern...
Take off the coat & let the cold in,
Nothing more than original sin,
In the end, bury me in a bin,
But remember my coat, no warmer have I been...
And yes, generally I smile and laugh a lot! I am such a happy soul.
Love and Light
As for the stink, it should have gone away when you stopped drinking.
Keep warm!
Connie
Ron
ALSO, YEW DIDN'T INCLUDE THE OTHER 'W' QUESTION - 'WHO' ...
'WHY' IS MOTHER NATURE 'SCREWIN' WITH US?
'WHY' IS YER 'RV' BIG AS A 'BUS'?
'WHY' IS A VERY CROOKED LETTER!
'WHY' REPLACE YER COAT WITH A 'SWEATER'?
'WHO' IS THE KNAVE THAT STINKETH SO MUCH?
'WHO' IS NOT BRAVE, WHO THINKETH TOO MUCH?
'WHO' IS THE SLAVE TO WRITING 'BASS-ACKWARDS'?
'WHO' IS THE SLACKER, WHO WRITES LIKE A 'HACKER'?
'HOW' ... IS 'WHAT' THE 'INJUN' SAID TO
THE 'WHITE-MAN' WITH ... 'FORKED TONGUE' !!!
'EAT' 2 APPLES ...
'TAKE' 2 ASPIRINS ...
'TAKE' 2 'TOKES' ON A MARY-JANE ...
BUT - DON'T ... CALL ME IN THE MORNIN'!
YEW DIG ? CUZ TOM - 'THE ONE-ETH' ...
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What started me blinking,
Whats the reason I started stinking,
Why the hell did I stop drinking...
Not to worry, Ma says all of these questions will be answered in her new book 'Me and My Jersey Devil Boy'
Rx