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Further about me brother from another mother...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A continuing saga born of his constant nagging...


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You may find him to look like a stooge,
When in reality he is just more of a scrooge,
I can barely afford to live & do you think he’d send help,
Not on your life, or mine, or his for that matter,
Instead he sends me in the mail food in the form of kelp…

His wife is quite nice,
I cannot understand why she does not treat him like ice,
The cold shoulder he should get & to have his fingers put into a vise,
Then no longer could he type those poison pen replies,
No longer would I have to hear his dry old advice…

He says he has offered me peace,
Over him I’d gladly send a flock of geese,
Let go your poop as you can’t miss, him being so obese,
But it would be my luck that he would on me call the Nature police
Wish from our brotherhood he would of me just release…
© -me- 9/12/14

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 Reviews of "Further about me brother from another mother..."
Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on September 18, 2014
Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck; whoop-whoop-whoop! Gonna die a pauper my little old self. At least God isn't going to cram me through the eye of a needle...I hope....

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 15, 2014
...and so it continues... ...thanks for sharing, Ed. ☻ Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 13, 2014
From all this nagging, I am gagging. Kelp or no kelp, beware.

Ron

Reviewed on September 13, 2014
I'm trying to get my hands on some brown kelp. Your brother has sent you "good health". Money can't buy that.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 13, 2014
Some people have very appreciative brothers,
Even those that were born to other mothers,
Some people have brothers that always whine,
About everything, every day, and all of the time.

Do you know how expensive imported kelp is?
Or the cost of your A.D. yearly membership?
You also forgot what was in your Christmas Card,
I guess from now on, helping this brother, I will skip.


PS: Cousin Tom,
Old Moe and Shemp were much better looking,
And they always said thanks when I helped them.

Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on September 13, 2014
Kelp has amazing healing properties without all the chemical side-effects. If you can get hold of it, you are very lucky. I can't get it here.

I don't understand your 'brotherhood' but it sounds like something some people might be happy to have.
I might - I have no one.

Reviewed on September 12, 2014
ED ...

IF PEEWEE IS REALLY CURLY... THEN ARE EWE MO OR SHEMP ?


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