When I was a guppy,
Someone gave me a puppy,
I learned to of him care,
He taught me how to treat all fair…
When I grew to a full grown fish,
I learned how to stay out of a human’s dish,
By being of a line and hook quite wary,
For getting burned or broiled I found quite scary…
In my years on this earth,
I’ve learned to live without great worth,
No money have I to leave,
And I want no one to of me grieve…
I'll be toasty warm at the the end, I'm to be creamated, and then my ashes are to be spread thru Wal Mart. That way I'll know my wife will come visit me.
Some might think that for a Tar,
This poem is more Tame,
Yewd think he would miss ...
Whorin' n' Scorin' n' not be so Lame!
Think of the song lyrics sung by Kirk Douglas,
"I've a Whale of a Tale to tell you Lads,
A Whale of a Tale, or Two ...
Bout the Fish I've Caught, n'
The Girls I've Loved,
On a night like this,
With the Moon above ...
I Swear by my Tattoo!"
"There was Mermaid Minnie,
Met her down in Madagascar,
She would Kiss me anytime I'd Ask Her..."
Sir Cur would be so Bold as to suggest
Another Poesy be writ, somewhat more
Macho for an Ole Salt !!!
Popeye ate his Spinach ...
Then ... Kicked Arses ! 👹😎😜👍🏻
Neither a guppy or a puppy any more
None of us knows what's in store
You don't have to be old to wonder
Whether our limbs will be torn asunder
Enough perhaps that we keep alive
Firm, fit, and ready to survive
A scientist/philosopher explores the mysteries of existence in a highly personal quest for answers to life's ultimate questions, forging a bridge between sterile science and spiritual values -- a scholarly work for all who seek wisdom, truth, true fr
Histories of the world are generally written to either celebrate technology and science, or to herald doom. My book examines the path of the spirit in the onward rush.
This book presents a narrative story of one person's journey of transcendental Awakening and Enlightenment as guided by his two Sage companions. It is grounded in Zen Buddhist and Taoist perspective and uses the I Ching as its structural framework. T
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Some might think that for a Tar,
This poem is more Tame,
Yewd think he would miss ...
Whorin' n' Scorin' n' not be so Lame!
Think of the song lyrics sung by Kirk Douglas,
"I've a Whale of a Tale to tell you Lads,
A Whale of a Tale, or Two ...
Bout the Fish I've Caught, n'
The Girls I've Loved,
On a night like this,
With the Moon above ...
I Swear by my Tattoo!"
"There was Mermaid Minnie,
Met her down in Madagascar,
She would Kiss me anytime I'd Ask Her..."
Sir Cur would be so Bold as to suggest
Another Poesy be writ, somewhat more
Macho for an Ole Salt !!!
Popeye ate his Spinach ...
Then ... Kicked Arses ! 👹😎😜👍🏻
None of us knows what's in store
You don't have to be old to wonder
Whether our limbs will be torn asunder
Enough perhaps that we keep alive
Firm, fit, and ready to survive
John