Sleeping...

...cannot seem to ever get enough
   (or is that sex, food, drugs etc?)

...can do so in many positions
   (damn, here we go again, or is that sex?)

...can be done whatever the time of day
   (yeah, yeah, I know, so can sex!)

...can't be done while driving
   (I finally found one, or can you do sex   while driving?)

This started out as a short on sleeping, something I do oh so well, you might even say I have a Phd. on the subject, LOL!

Instead, mayhaps I should call it SEX, now that would get the attention of the reader...

OH what the hell, just give it up,

Sex, sleeping, food, drugs, alchohol. All in some way bad for us all & against some or all religious beliefs...you can't win, so just...

                      !ENJOY YOURSELF!