I Like to Chase Them Big Birdies…

Daddy just wrote a beautiful tribute,

To those big birds he calls geese.

Now it’s my turn to tell,

How much I like to chase them.

Now you all know I am not a big brute,

But every now and then,

Since there are no seagulls here,

I like to chase those big birdies that honk,

     But only as a temporary substitute.

Sorry if I offend those that love these birdies,

But they make such a neat noise when I scare,

And it makes me feel like that of a real wild bear,

     Or some other kind of predator.

If humans can have their fantasies,

Then so can dogs,

I can pretend I am wild,

Even though for the most part I am mostly mild,

And my attacks are, anyway, all but futile…

                                                            (Rufuz & ed)