I’M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN…(from the paws of Rufuz)

Dad is really great and I love him no end,

But how am I gonna get me a bitch in heat?

If Dad won’t let me bark at the other dogs,

Or even go up and sniff them, so I can meet.

I can’t even watch Mom & Dad have “fun”,

They shut the door and tell me to go lay down,

All I get to do is to listen to the sound,

Panting and heavy breathing is all I hear,

             Not also, very clear.

Maybe Duchess could come over and see me,

Or maybe Kady & I could make some bacon, hehe,

Don’t you all get what I am saying here, don’t you see?

I need to get my first piece of tail,

From then on, everything will be okay,

I must not herein fail!

Daddy, I love ya, but you gotta let me do this,

You gotta let me get my first piece of a Miss,

I promise I won’t ever again ask, for anything like this…

                                                            (Rufuz)