I consulted with an expert
In stoneology and he concured.
This stone is from outerspace,
And should be treated as such.
I notified the space agency
And was told to bring the
Stone to them for examination-
And so the story must end.
As it is now a government secret,
And my lips have been sealed.
I will be studied for exposure,
And confined for the rest of my life.
Love ya!
Jane