GARY’S GHOSTLY BAR & GRILL

Way up high,

On Goosebump Hill,

Is the very spooky,

Gary’s Ghostly Bar & Grill.

They say the place is haunted.

There’s an apparition in every glass.

The spirits always float freely,

As through these walls they pass.

The kitchen’s dark as a dungeon.

You could say it’s a fright.

The chef is a spectre.

He likes to stay out of sight.

They have Paranormal Perogies

And Supernatural Stew.

But for pure putrid pleasure,

Try their famous Ghoulish Goo.

The jukebox is well stocked,

With your favorite gruesome tales,

And to make your hair stand up straight,

A selection of of ghostly wails.

Everybody’s welcome,

You’re wanted dead or alive.

They’ve been serving up chills,

Since the year 1885.

You can be a poltergeist,

And nobody cares,

At Gary’s Ghostly Bar & Grill,

They’re there for the scares.

Michael D. Schafer

© December 12, 2014