MUD PIES

Muddy Mike’s Mud pies,

Has the best mud pies around.

Every pie is made by hand,

Using only the freshest of ground up ground.

Try their Yucky Muck,

Or dig into a Dirty Delight.

A Muddy Mike’s mud pie goes great,

Anytime, day or night.

Their mud pies are rich and loamy,

With flavors that can’t be beat.

They even offer earthworms,

For those who’d like a little meat.

Muddy Mike’s mud pies,

Will fill the deepest pit.

Ask for the Sandy,

If you want texture and grit.

At Muddy Mike’s you can get down and dirty,

And really muck it up.

If you like it soupy,

Just ask for their Mud In A Cup.

Muddy Mike’s  mud pies are all natural,

And organically fortified.

You can wash it all down with a Slurry,

Or their signature drink, The Mudslide.

People will trudge through sludge,

To get a Muddy Mike’s mud pie.

When Muddy Mike’s has a sale,

There’s always a large runoff to buy.

Muddy Mike’s mud pies are fun to eat,

One bite and you’ll be soiled.

You’ll  become a "Muddy Buddy,"

Completely caked and spoiled.

Muddy Mike’s is the place to go,

When you’re looking for that special desert.

Their mud pies win by a landslide,

And remember… a little dirt doesn’t hurt.

Michael D. Schafer

© July 9, 2019