It's so hot I saw a fire hydrant chasing three dogs.
It's so hot I saw Mel gibsons ex girlfriend...wearing a long black skirt...lifted up her skirt and SNAKE STARTED CHASING ME!
it's so hot I saw three policemen pd underwear their pants drooped down to their knees. Gee gangsta police ya suppose?
It's so hot I walked up to a fat guy and smelled him. Smelled like pork sausage.
It's so hot the Mormons and jehovas witnesses started telemarketing
It's so hot I purchased a pack of meat and a loaf of bread at food lion. Got home I was eating hamburger.
It's so hot.......my air conditioner started talking to me....said I'm your biggest fan
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