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Love On The Rocks
by Kate Burnside → (All Poetry by Kate Burnside)
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Just because it's Friday and I'm not at a party!


LOVE ON THE ROCKS


You like your love
neat
a quick shot
poured over ice
and downed in one -
Bottoms up!
Sante!

I'm more of a
shaken and stirred person myself:
a warm cocktail
that excites the senses
moment by moment
Prolonging the enjoyment
Savouring each multi-flavoured sip


Whatever...
The important thing is
that the Bartender
knows what he's doing

And gets the ingredients
Just Right  

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 Reviews of "Love On The Rocks"
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on September 25, 2004
Aw, Peter, you hit the nail on the head!! Just a bottle of the finest Champagne on ice; two chilled flutes which are misting nicely in anticipation... and a bowl of fragrant, succulent strawberries that have been freshly picked and just needing to go hand to mouth... mm-mm... does it every time! LOL Kate xx

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
aha the bartendeer is it!?!;-) Wonderful creativity Kate!

Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
Never developed a taste for alcohol, prefer Diet Pepsi or water to anything else.
An original write with insight!
:)Sandy

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
Very crreative write.

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
you're so cool Kate smiles.....
How does that go its my party lalalalaa ha
miss ya .. But see you're as creative as ever girlfriend....

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
You are just TOO clever, milady!
This is a highly enjoyable reading. Not that all your
other ones aren't. You know I'm hooked on your verse.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
hopefully he will ... bottoms up!

very clever and real ...

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
I drink to that... Good one!

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
LOLOLOL
I love your mind!!!
so lady.......u are into 3somes? lmao
u-him-the bartender!!
oh this leaves you so open to speculation!!
ahhhhhhhhh just busting chops Kate.........This is great.......I like it...when something gives me a giggle, and makes my mind wander in loops.......well as martha steward used to say......its a good thing.......and this is a GOOOD poem! Thanks for the smile.....
Now I am craving wine! lol........anita :) hiccup!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
ooooo a delicious piece, indeed! so gracefully vivid, multi-layered... I had to stop and wonder, where does this leave we beer drinkers? (grin) swear to god, I don't spit on the floor any more... outgrew that! hehe... This hit the spot, dazzling Kate! katy xox.

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
Dear Kate,

mmmm your explanation sounds perfect to me, and I agree leave it to the bartender to organise, sorry you weren't out, but join the club. Enjoyed this write Kate, take care.

warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
Romantic and pure is the best in my books , Kate..
Peter


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