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Thoughts On My First Day At Poetry Masterclass
by Kate Burnside → (All Poetry by Kate Burnside)
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So much for a beautiful mind... apologies for using the most worthy Haiku form as a "quick coffee break"!



THOUGHTS ON MY FIRST DAY AT POETRY MASTERCLASS


They see me coming:
"I'm Agent Provocateur!"
written on my face

"I quite like Kelley",
I say with disarming charm;
"Sheats ain't bad either!" 

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 Reviews of "Thoughts On My First Day At Poetry Masterclass"
Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on October 18, 2004
LOL. First timer jitters. I envy you for being able to get away and learn. Even if you may not need the lessons, the exposure does wonders for the soul.

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on October 7, 2004
Dear Kate,

May this be the start for many to follow Kate, I see you flying through Poetry Masterclass, thanks for sharing.

warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
take care
and do well!!!
thanks for sharing

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Funny, Kate, this is good! You're a talent -- you'll do just fine, I have no doubt.

Carmen :-)

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Sheats and Kelley... you are Agent Provocateur, aren't you now?

Reviewed on October 5, 2004
May the Gods of Poe be with you

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
sheats this is good!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Very creative!

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
You Will Learn Write More Better Great Poetry By Simply Going Into (Defeaning) Silence Each Night Before Going To Sleep,i.e. Mind Proven By scientist Einstien Has Some + 22,000 Nerve Centers That Ly Never Used_

Also, Imangination Works Better Than Your Minds Intellect_

When I Write I Never Think My Hand Goes As Like Hand Of (God) Not A Word Is Spoken Only In (Defeaning)Silence I Do Write_

But,I must Edit Typos(Or Somebody- Loco Cannot Intelligently Review Just Call Out Typos)Simply, My Hand(s) Go so Fast I Am Reading It as I Write!

TRASK

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Your little Norm Crosby-ism brought this family story back to mind


LOL
When my grandma came to New York City from Pueto Rico, she had a thick Spanish accent and couldn't say Sheets.......she said sh*ts...and when she went to buy them she would have my mom do all the talking! lol

I am sure you are going knock knock their socks off........you have style.......I wish I could attend with you!!!
good luck lady!!
pax.........Anita :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
hahaha! Well girl you will be full of poe in no time;-) Thanks for sharing your break with us! A nice treat!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Kate this gave me such a smile!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
I'd say you've got the classics down pat already, Kate.

Sheats, what a marvelous poet he was!!!

Reviewed on October 5, 2004
(((kate)))

BRAVA! i already thought you were a master poet--i love the way you write!

congratulations

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

can i copy your notes???????????? :)


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