Ooops... just getting this together for my Physio, Claire, later today... She operates out of an old Cricket Pavillion by license of the Club Officers!! Say no more... Will have to quickly remove the pic owing to copyright... technical details here... Seeyalader... K xx
WHY GIRLS CAN'T THROW
Because scrubbing grass stains
from Cricket Whites
ruins their action
Because it's dangerous to pour
The Tea
with your wrong arm
Because you can't clap
The Boys
with only one hand
Because blokes are so rude
about their Square Legs
Because they haven't
Been To Claire
to release their Tightened Trapz! :))
A wonderful ode to your physio. I always thought therapists took 'Torture 101,' mine were tops in their class. My body wasn't meant to be bent in the impossible positions they were asking of it! Truly, they are special people and deserve our thanks. Ask my Dad's physio, Truly. That's her name, Truly Sweet. SERIOUSLY! She's performed a miracle getting Daddy back to health. For her, I am grateful. And to my own, as well, I'm walking because of them. 'Though at the time, I thought they'd kill me!! LOL
Yeah every year it's the same old routine, we sit on the sidelines, and cheer them on, snicker when they go out for a duck, hoot loudly at a homer( over the fence job) and then have to wash the blasted pants.
I have sent one down the pitch with such gusto, it slipped clean through the batters swing, and " GONE" was the echo amid mutterings and rumblings in the guy camp haha, triffic write.
Yeah we cant throw, can we?? MUCH!
;)Ch'erie
:) :) :) :) :). . .:) !! Great message wittily and wisely
delivered. I.e., girls r o c k. W-o-m-e-n !! Really, Kate,
this is wonderful. Scratch that and substitute p e r f e c t.
Pea Hooluvzya :) <3:)
Hope the tight traps are released dear Kate, at least to ease that pen of yours to paper. I only accuse myself of throwing like a girl, but heck, I am one, and it never stopped me from sports, just the position I might have played. Didn't hurt my competitive smash either!
Nice to start my day with a taste of your humor!
Taylor
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 15, 2006
Most of that went way over my head, but I have to give your expert investigation of "girl throwing" some kudos. Attaboygirl!!
Kate
A wry and sardonic dig or is it pitch at the snobbery and elitism of ye old English cricketing fraternity...
Sounds like someone has their knickers in a twist somewhere...;)
Love it !
Peter
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Kate the things you say just in hope of your psycho, opps physio don't hurt yer.....
Chanti
A wonderful ode to your physio. I always thought therapists took 'Torture 101,' mine were tops in their class. My body wasn't meant to be bent in the impossible positions they were asking of it! Truly, they are special people and deserve our thanks. Ask my Dad's physio, Truly. That's her name, Truly Sweet. SERIOUSLY! She's performed a miracle getting Daddy back to health. For her, I am grateful. And to my own, as well, I'm walking because of them. 'Though at the time, I thought they'd kill me!! LOL
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Richard
(((HUGS))) and mucho love to you from America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
girls (?) throw like men. They look like men, too.
Calvin: This is shhhaaaaaaaarrrrpppp, Hobbes!
D
I am a girl!
I like being different and having feminine stuff!
Fun poem this morning fellow sis and girl!
love,
Susan
I have sent one down the pitch with such gusto, it slipped clean through the batters swing, and " GONE" was the echo amid mutterings and rumblings in the guy camp haha, triffic write.
Yeah we cant throw, can we?? MUCH!
;)Ch'erie
maybe its more of a choice? lol
pax A
delivered. I.e., girls r o c k. W-o-m-e-n !! Really, Kate,
this is wonderful. Scratch that and substitute p e r f e c t.
Pea Hooluvzya :) <3:)
Nice to start my day with a taste of your humor!
Taylor
The Tea
with your wrong arm
Is that the dreaded 'Earl Grey Syndrome' I've been hearing about lately?
Pops
A wry and sardonic dig or is it pitch at the snobbery and elitism of ye old English cricketing fraternity...
Sounds like someone has their knickers in a twist somewhere...;)
Love it !
Peter