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NaPoWriMo - 3
by Kate Burnside → (All Poetry by Kate Burnside)
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... not even I can pretend this is a poem of any sort; but perhaps there's a kernal of experimentation in it somewhere?! And it IS a piece of daily writing... :)) K xx



The airline offered to pay for Dinner after they bungled my reservation. That was fine, but I had an extra four hours to wait, had already checked my suitcase and finished the slim novel I had in my hand baggage. In the best Departures restaurant, I sidled into the corner table I was offered and ordered from the prix fixe. A dog-eared copy of some kind of "Hit Me!" magazine had been left by a previous occupant (a quick scan of its pages showed me why) but I propped it against the flower vase and began to browse nonetheless. I’m sure something moved in the garnish on my plate of hors d’oeuvre as I scanned the "Dear Marge" columns: I began to itch in creases I never knew I had. And “Oh, please!”, I scoffed, as I read of how Sandra really did fall for Daniel that time on the beach when he “accidentally” hoofed his football onto her mat then tried to wipe its sandy mark from her butt with his sweaty Arsenal shirt. My twin, tanned pork medallions suddenly lost their appeal. After another four pages’ I felt entirely stuffed. “Think I’m done, thanks!” I politely waved away the menu for dessert. But, five minutes’ later, the flustered waitress was back again, sheepishly trying to place a Death By Chocolate in front of me. I was reminding her that I hadn’t ordered a sweet when I caught sight of a man in a pristine polo shirt hovering nervously behind her left shoulder. He peeped round with an over-whitened smile, triumphantly holding up two spoons. “May I?”, he grinned.








 

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 Reviews of "NaPoWriMo - 3"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on April 4, 2010
Kate, your experience would make a perfect "Twilight Zone" episode for the late Rod Serling TV series -- and your encounter with the presumptuous twerp? -- peace and love be with you my friend -- Jon Michael

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on April 4, 2010
Fun, fun, fun. But to do that with an ARSENAL shirt, is a capital offense.



I love how you are so in touch with your own writing.

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on April 4, 2010
...now that would be an encounter of the third kind.

Carole~

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on April 4, 2010
Somehow tea wasn't mentioned

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 4, 2010
Honorable Kate-San, will be advice that "na po wrimo" is consider an impolite expression on my Land of the Rising Sun, because it means "there, where the sun doesn't shine!"

with my humblest LOL


Reviewed on April 3, 2010
I've got a good chuckle at the end. This one cracks me up. Thanks Kate, for the laugh!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 3, 2010
interesting encounter skillfully expressed ... so much can happen between dinner and desert ;)

Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on April 3, 2010
...too white teeth... and why would a stranger want to share a dessert with you? Part of me says can't trust him. She becomes the "Sandra" she's snickering about-- he, the "Daniel". (I'm cringing at the spoons touching from strangers).

Of course, what we don't know, is that our author is obsessed with spoons--they being the ultimate romantic symbol. What we're also not told, is that he, upon hearing over the phone that her flight was bungled, tore frantically to his car and drove the 200 mls to the airport in a rainstorm to meet her there.

"Didn't order a sweet, eh?" he says to her, his stark gaze locking with hers. As he gets closer, she notices his wet, tousled hair, his immaculate teeth--his pristine polo shirt--his alluring cologne, familiar as her own skin, it all was. She takes the proffered spoon, caressing it a while, then lifts her spoon and touches it to his, motions to the chair across from her, and they dig in.

"So, how was Phoenix?" he asks.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 3, 2010
Love it Kate, I felt like I was sitting at another table watching the whole scene unfold and wishing I had come up with the idea first before that other guy...
fee

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 3, 2010
Watch those guys that just creep up and try to share dessert with you, they can be a crafty bunch...Happy Easter...Ed

Reviewed by Darkest Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on April 3, 2010
Sounds like a wonderful date--umn umn, event, nevertheless, Kate. Um, the creases and an itch, my lord, what have you?! Was the chocolate good , or ... ?

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on April 3, 2010
I LIKED IT...WRITTEN WELL WITH GREAT IMAGERY. THANKS FOR SHARING AND HAPPY EASTER TO YOU! LOVE, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 3, 2010
cool!


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