This poem was inspired by and is in answer to the beauteous Lady A and her poem 'Don't hate me because I'm beautiful'

Lovely, natural woman, full of grace and flare
let me feed and fill you, comb the tangles out your hair
your breath to some is bitter, to me a summer breeze
although I am allergic, it’s a happy cough and sneeze

your eyes are limpid pools…lovely tho they’re crossed
the gaps between your teeth make them easier to floss
your sexy little feet go every which-way when you dance
my toes are yours to step on, in this prelude to romance

Your pretty mouth, also your hands, upon my sleeve do wipe
My pant legs I do offer too, without a hint of gripe
Fair maiden blessed with brillo pits, I offer you my lovin’
I’ll save hair that falls from there, make a pad to clean your oven

I’ll draw your bath on weekends, hot & full of bubbles
Rub you down with lard and massage away your troubles
Popping black heads, picking lice, will be my loving chores
I’ll also pick them off your butt and rub liniment on your sores

O lovely natural woman, so full of wonder and delight
Let my voice inside your brain, the left one & the right
Your grace makes people stop and marvel at your flare
Or is the linen stuck to your seat the reason why they stare?

Copyright ©2005 Anthony Hall