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Britney's Mom's Publishing A Book
by Dana Reed → (All Poetry by Dana Reed)
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Honest to God

Lynn Spears is publishing a book,
At this literay piece I must have a look,
Generally I buy using my brain,
Especially when I view the sale with disdain,
However, Lynn erred when writing this thing,
'Cause it's on the subject of Parenting,
I'm not lying, my poems not to be debunked,
Wonder if she'll reveal how she raised Britney the drunk,
Lynn yearns to take parents into the fold,
To give advice in a move more than bold,
Oh well, folks, be that as it may,
It will be released on Mother's day.

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Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 31, 2007
Isn't that special

Walt

Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Dana,

I won't be reading it; don't care for Brittney, children reflect their parents a lot of the time. Lynn must be so proud.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Sorry, I'm so far out of the loop I had to think for a bit about who Lynn Spears was, until I connected it to Brittany. It might make fun reading at a rehab center, who knows?

Funny write,
Thanks,
Dan


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