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Brian K Pellerino

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Itty Bitty Pity Party
by Brian K Pellerino → (All Poetry by Brian K Pellerino)
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Skin's old

tired of it sagging

Ass is falling

tired of it dragging

Memory's all but gone

sick of it lagging

how can I fly with these broken old wings?

 

Overweight

tired of this chub

Can't get ahead

can't take 'nother snub

Hungry constantly

for all the wrong grub

I'd just like to change a few of these things

 

Lift up the fallen

can I put a call in

to straighten the skin?

oh where to begin?

land me a new job

or at least a promotion

someone other than me

to show me devotion

Wait, what's that I see

down near the ground?

on the scale, could it be?

I've lost three whole pounds!

 

Man, life is good!

 

Copyright:  Brian Pellerino  2009


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 Reviews of "Itty Bitty Pity Party"
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 18, 2009
Cute, got me smiling and hey three pounds is a start huh?

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by char lee (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2009
i wish i could laugh at myself the way i have at your words. Maybe i could lighten up while i lighten up. fun. thanks.

Reviewed on August 17, 2009
:) yes i must agree Life is Good Brian!
Did you know that losing those 3 pounds is equivelent to 3 sticks of butter! Yes it surely is...so Yes, Life is good....but you know I love butter & that may not be good :)
Peace & Inspirations
Vickie


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