It's funny--
She's a pretty decent actress.
She speaks with conviction,
Has a good emotional range.
She's a very pretty blonde
With the best body
Money can buy
But she can forget an Oscar
She's a one-name girl now
They call her Houston
(I guess things really ARE bigger in Texas)
Her claim to fame
Is the Houston 500
500 men in one day.
(Knowing this,
How would you introduce her to Mom?)
Houston probably makes two grand a night
At the strip clubs
Why the hell not?
Watch her in action:
The Professional
Huge breasts
Athletic limbs
Blonde hair flying
As she gives expert head
To men and women alike
Wide blue eyes
A hot white smile
Bucking like a bronco
Really getting into the part
(As parts get into HER)
Moaning Laughing Screaming Cursing
Very Professionally
I can appreciate her skill
I don't fault her career choice
I wish her the best
Really
But I wouldn't introduce her to Mom
Because it occurs to me
As I turn the VCR off
That this Professional
One-name Girl
Houston
Looks
Fucking
POSSESSED.

--K.K.

(Houston: An Adult film star to watch. But only ONCE, mind you.)