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What Would Mark Twain Say If He Were Alive Today?
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An author on the den wrote about the life of Mark Twain. It was then I wondered what would it be like if Mr. Twain were alive today? Hence, this poem was created in a few days.


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If Mark Twain were alive today what would he do? What would he say?

I am not sure, but there are some things I would share if he came my way

First, I would take Mr. Twain fishing in the back of my yard somewhere along the dock

He would like it because the fish are usually biting and if he likes mullet, he'll get alot 

 

Then I would take Mr. Twain for a ride in my boat and we will travel up Indian Creek

He might enjoy the smooth ride and how it handles, he might think it’s pretty neat

Perhaps he would be pleased at the homes along the river with so many modern designs

But the creek itself is very murky now and not as clean as it was during Indian times

 

I just might take him to a local seafood eatery where we could enjoy a glass or two

If he lit his pipe he might be asked to put it out but he’d reply, “No way, thank you!”

He might be impressed at the foods and drinks available on the menu

But unhappy about not being able to smoke and gamble wherever he wanted to

 

If he wrote a new story about Huckleberry Finn’s adventures, it might be frowned upon today

For it would not be “politically correct” and the critics might comment, “There’s no way!”

Still somehow Mr. Twain would get his story out; being so persistent, he would try his very best!

So what would Mr. Mark Twain say and do in the process?

We can only wonder and fill in the blanks _____  _____, for one can only guess…

 

©2014, John Michael Domino

 

Quote from Mark Twain:

"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "What Would Mark Twain Say If He Were Alive Today?"
Reviewed by Steve Ralph
Reviewed on May 2, 2015
very nicely written, I often wonder myself what people from the past would think about our present world, I am not sure they would approve too much.
I wrote one along similar lines about William Shakespeare, I entitled "Willie Boy".
anyway thank you very much for sharing
Steve.

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on November 3, 2014
Twain was an aficionado of cigars, big, smelly cigars. He was also quite the curmudgeon. I suspect he would be dismayed at then pace and style of life today, and I suspect he would use his acerbic pen and tongue quite a bit. Twain is my favorite American author...

ChipB.

Reviewed by Lisa Lindsey
Reviewed on October 25, 2014
If Mark Twain were alive today, I bet he would love the jet skis, and he would still lampoon the politicians. You are so right he would hate the political correctness. I wonder if Huck Finn could be written today, but he was one of the first, if not the first, to write in the vernacular. And I think he would love your poem. :)

Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on October 23, 2014
Sometimes I wonder about others too. What would they think of our world today and all that we do and don't do. I feel some would be very disappointed in us.

hug
Kathy

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 19, 2014
I very much enjoyed your musings, John... ...I wonder as well. Thank you. Love, peace, and blessings to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Isabella Koldras
Reviewed on October 19, 2014
...enjoyed your humorous writing John Michael...the leisure time
with Mark Twain...travelling up Indian Creek...and since "the creek
itself is very murky ans not as clear as it was"...hopping to hear again
the "mark twain" calling...hence his pen name...and use the "mark number
two...depth of water" information for safe passage...

Can't help thinking...if Twain lived today...would like to hear from this man...with
a wealth of experience...his re-mastered "Advice for Little Girls"..now to be
enjoyed by grown up-ish of contemporary age...and hoping to...once again
be intellectually streched...in order to grasp his sophisticated...adult 'n poetic
meaning of the wicked...deliciously manipulative...gloriously uproarious
and as sardonic as...expected from this master of inappropriate...as long
as he remembers his own words...

"No real gentleman tells the naked truth in the presence of ladies"...

...for many of contemporary bards...to learn from...
Thank you for sharing your poem.

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on October 19, 2014
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 19, 2014
As a life-long fan of Twain's, I think he would be horrified by our mass destruction of nature today. And oddly enough, I have a Twain quote on my poem today - 'Going Batty'

Reviewed on October 19, 2014
I believe Mr. Twain would have a great day with you! As to what he would say................I think he would ask what has happened to this country


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