It was so funny how we met
Embarrassing - how could I forget?
And after all this time, here we are
Drinking cocktails at this bar
With the plastic men that serve our drinks
As my defensive walls begin to shrink
And you ask me if your teeth are straight
And you tell me that it's love you hate
And you freak when I remember your siblings' names
Little by little - but more ashamed
Than I've been in the longest time
Forcing me to think these rhymes
You're the kind of guy that I despise
Always full of stupid lies
And denying that you're full of shit
Makes me just want to hit
Something, anything, to rid of this strangish joy
That you bring to me, Beautiful Boy.