This is a real "Gender-Bender".

“Groundhog Daze”


I’ve got lots of reasons, for why I’m gonna scream,
just can’t handle living in this ‘white-out” type of scene.
I enjoy the changing cycles, too much driving with white knuckles, oh please wake me from this hibernated dream.

Every year they flock by thousands to this place,
a furry animals predictions we embrace,
no matter if he’s wrong or right, make sure his shadows out of sight, those tourists dollars smile upon each business face.

This winter broke all kinds of records with the snow,
and yet this country still expects to see a show, what happened next was so historic, all the press were quite euphoric, the star attraction stays more active than we know.

Once our hero left his burrow, things went amiss,
three little babies ran to catch him, full of bliss,
the crowds were buzzing with surprise, the towns Mayor sat and cried, because,
“Punxsutawney Phil” is really... “Punxsutawney Phyllis”!

(c)2001 P.L.Dow