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office max
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I have a problem
with
stationary stores
blank books call to me
pens, pencils,
paper
say
hey
come here chicklet
take a look
at
this
check this out
and I
can’t control myself
pick up a journal
hold it to my chest
open its gorgeous cover
and
drool
over friggin blank pages
this
is
an
illness
and you know those scribbling places
where
you can
try
out
pens
I’m standing there for
Days
ahhh this one will be a Great
signature pen
the perfect pen quest
and
the paper aisle
reams and reams, boxes and boxes
titillating
more than I can stand
color and texture
drives me insane
just
think
think of all the Words I can put down
all the thoughts
and
ideas
and there is
one magical place
forbidden
the computer aisle
laptops
just think of it
the possibilities
laptops
if I go I know I won’t/can’t leave
without one
so I just peer down
turn around
someday
someday
some
day
my laptop will come in
in
the meantime
how the hell did I get a hundred dollars
worth
in this cart

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 Reviews of "office max"
Reviewed by Mom
Reviewed on March 20, 2003
Josie, did you inherit the pen thing from me? I love pens and papers. Good
job of describing it all.

Reviewed by Kimberly Deering (Reader)
Reviewed on March 19, 2003
Great write i'm the same way never can find just the right pen so got to buy too very funny
kimmy

Reviewed on March 18, 2003
Oh Dear...Thank goodness I have found a kindred spirit! I love touching smooth paper and the pens..oh dear..don't get me started on the pens!

loved this!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
LOL cute write Josie. I'm that way at perfume counters and drugstores looking at all the "cute little" purse-size things knowing full and well that i can get more for my money with the BIG size. I just love the cute purse sized stuff. Guess what my bag looks like????????

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
oh no you need a recovery group or somehtingLOL nice job on this poem

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
thank you for the humor of the day!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
Excellent write Josie

Reviewed on March 18, 2003
LOL i know what you are saying...i hear you loud and clear, because i'm the same way...gotta get 'em! :) excellent! (((((HUGS))))) fellow author! love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
Great feelings...real write....BHUWAN

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
Ah Josie you reveal the culprit in us all;-)love your work! you have my permission to buy all you want at office Max so long as you keep writing;-)LOL

Reviewed on March 18, 2003
i can relate to what you write! get me in an office supply store, record store, or book store, and i'm gone! :) gotta look, gotta choose, gotta GET! :) love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. (((HUGS))) :) but PLEASE don't make me look at clothes; i HATE shopping for clothes! :(

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
i can relate especially to the pens. when i find a perfect pen i'm ecstatic

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
I know this one and I wouldnt change a thing.
Excellent write Josie

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
you sound like a great date to Staples

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
I get the same rush in Office Depot.
Good one, Josie.
~E

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
I know that feeling! Great poem.


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