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Artificial Intelligence
by H. Lena Jones → (All Poetry by H. Lena Jones)
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Here's something different for a change. Those of you who are editors will relate to this...


 


Artificial Intelligence


by


h. lena jones


 


 


Computers - Spell check!


 


Can't distinguish


Incorrect use of


Homonyms!


e.g.


Their as dumb


Or


Intelligent


As there


Programmer!


 


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 Reviews of "Artificial Intelligence"
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
Right on, Lena. Gotta love Richard's response! Giggle!

Ted

Reviewed by Richard Orey
Reviewed on February 9, 2007
Don't ewe no it!

In the modern world, court reporters need their machine shorthand thoery to be 100 percent computer compatible. It never is.
Butt eye new that anyweigh.

Weave had fun, deer Leena.
U're just two kwik of mined.
Richard




Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 9, 2007
Clever write, Lena; and you make some good points. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed on February 9, 2007
Hee hee! Well done, Lena, spot on truth!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on February 9, 2007
Cute, Lena! What good is spell check if you don't know which word means what anyhow?
Proofread!
Thanks for reeding this comment I rote. (I know I'm copying Andes, but it's fun anyway. Sew there.)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2007
Sew troo, hay waiste ov tim sum off dem, bot eye haff a gawd won.

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on February 9, 2007
LOL, this is so true! In that area, spell check is definitely lacking a brain! LOL
Excellent, dear Lena.
Much love,
CJ

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2007
Computer spell check is always stupid really as it cannot reason things out. Which is why you have to read your own writing for mistakes. Victor

Reviewed on February 8, 2007
very true Lena

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2007
HAHAH Oh Yes I loved the humor and truth of this one SIS!

Bless you,
Joselyn


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