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Skin - The Video
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Oh! That got your attention didn't it?
Well I know that when I said I was posting this one person was expecting me to get my lit off. But you kno me folks, always one to go the extra mile. I GET MY SKIN OFF.
Another fun poem about body parts from my Dummies Guide To The Human Body collection.

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Where would we be without our skin

It always fits whether we're fat or thin

It keeps us dry in any weather

Can be soft as silk or tough as leather

It comes in shades of brown or pink

And dries in the sun which makes me think

The only thing about it that displeases

We can't take it off to iron out the creases.


 

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 Reviews of "Skin - The Video"
Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on November 27, 2006
You certainly did attract attention with the title but the poem didn't disappoint. It got a good chuckle out of me. Since I've lived in LA though I've realised that there are ways to iron out the wrinkles. I just haven't figured out what they are yet. lol
Chanti

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on November 27, 2006
LOL so creative, and funny.............applause lololololol

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on November 27, 2006
Enjoyed

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on November 27, 2006
I sure as hell wish we could take it off and iron it!
(And yes, I was expecting to see some. ROFL)

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on November 27, 2006
Very clever indeed.
Rusty

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 27, 2006
Delightful poem, Ian! I love your style, my friend. This is funny, true, and a poetic refreshment.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 27, 2006
Hey you got nice clean feet...and you are very energetic to lift that leg so high....really enjoyed the movie Ian...you are a STar!!

Love tinka


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