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That night at the concert hall...

by Richard Lloyd Cederberg — Read all 280 poems by Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Some say they'd pay triple the admission to see and hear something like this. But not her.
5-7-5

Tuesday, May 8, 2018


Poem Artwork
Inflamed pianist
Attempting arpeggios
Incites giddiness
.
Conductor’s toupee
Askew in fortissimo
Rests across left eye
.
High with excitement
Bass drum player drops mallet
In cellist’s cleavage
.
Eager to assist
A sound design technician
Grins and reaches down
.
Cellist’s ample thighs
Squeezed tightly on instrument
Causes her to faint
.
Piccolo player
Aroused deeply by the scene
Plays sixty-fourth notes
.
Whapping timpanist
Mazed with the violinist
Caught flexing muscles
.
Bothered trumpeter
Given to squeaky high-notes
Looses pitch-control
.
Blatant trombonist
Impressing with glissando
Leaves flautist breathless
.
Raucous cymbalist
Given to muscle spasms
Deafens everyone
.
Bassoonist’s attempt
At a flurry of fast notes
Leaves audience stunned
.
“And you paid good money for this?” The woman glared at her date.
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richard lloyd cederberg
2018
         richardlloydcederberg.com



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Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on September 20, 2018
Hah! I'm one of thoss who would pay to see that. Sounds like the three stoogies to be sure,

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on May 23, 2018
Reads like a Night at the Opera starring Groucho and the boys.
Very entertaining and worth more at half the price!

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on May 21, 2018
WONDERFUL, RICHARD! AND I SO NEEDED TO LAUGH, THANK YOU! LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on May 10, 2018
Oh, yes. Only the mindset of denial would reject such an expression of uninhibited being. Would that more might visit that realm of enigmatic reality... that place where abstraction can be so simply enjoyed as reality. Loved this expression.

Reviewed by T. Wignesan
Reviewed on May 10, 2018
Bonjour Richard! Of course, it's a delightfully critical piece, but don't you think it's any worse than the coughing, hay-feverish sneezing, even snoring from the audience interpolating/intersecting the clatter of bows, the rustle of gowns, the scraping of high heels the microphones pick up are any better? I don't know about any other's preferences, I'm full of admiration for, and even envious of any of these classical European musicians, who can sit still and be attentive to the score during virtually interminable minutes at a time, nay, even hours.
To me the highest form of artistic expression is European classical music. If I were you... well, I'm not... Every good wish. Wignesan

Reviewed on May 9, 2018
Ha! I found that entertaining!

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on May 9, 2018
I would pay to see this. Like dominoes falling one after another.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 9, 2018
Loved it! A night at the comedic concert. What a toot! But I tend to cringe when the soloist loses pitch control. Or as Randy Jackson would say, "Really pitchy, dog."

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 8, 2018
Richard, you have a wonderful sense of humor, I love this. I think I was the sound design tech for I would jump to the aid of the little ladies cleavage, probably faster and in better form than that of the actual tech...-e-

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on May 8, 2018
Isn't it amazing what goes on behind the scenes, or in plain sight. I have enjoyed your light heart escalades . Have a great day , keep them coming

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on May 8, 2018
It just goes to show you that every orchestra has a set of musicians who are human. An interesting read.


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