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Taxes
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
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I didn't write this but it rings true enough to share...

Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.

Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll sti ll be after the inheritance TAX,
Hey maybe you'll get a refund!!

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money)
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxe s
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened?

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 Reviews of "Taxes"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 30, 2006
It's "D-day" for taxes here today, Ron so this is most à propos. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by B Thomas Daniels (Reader)
Reviewed on April 20, 2006
"Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened?"

Taxes


Thanks for sharing this one. Fantastic read

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 20, 2006
a very taxing situation ...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 20, 2006
Is there tax on friendship or love???

Oh tax time sucks........hehehehe!!

Make out of THAT what ever is Taxablelol!!

Love tinka

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 19, 2006
We are lucky as we pay no dog license fees at all, as rufuz lost his license for barking under the influence...no fines, no taxes, just no more barking...ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 19, 2006
Mom went to work!;-) hahaha...Dad stayed home...Thanks for sharing this eye-opener Ron! Let's go back 100 years...

Eileen

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on April 19, 2006
Ron
You have taxed my mind with this tonight....:)
Peter

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on April 19, 2006
What happened...free enterprise and gov'ment...greed and apathy...hell...I'm going to Mexico and then return as an illegal.
Susan

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on April 19, 2006
How true..Thanks for this delightful piece!!!


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