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Topless Lass
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Well, what would you do?
If I were topside with my glass In search of topics unexplored, And I should see a topless lass I'm sure I'd topple overboard!

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Reviewed by Regis Schilken

Reviewed on February 17, 2011

Great!
Love it.

rege

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