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On Lyin' Banking
by Frank Koerner → (All Poetry by Frank Koerner)
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The check is in the mall.....


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                Then
 
  

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, 

His wife could eat no lean, 

And so between them both, you see, 

They licked the platter clean.
 

 

 
 

       On Lyin' Banking

  

Sprat’s jack stack was quite fat 

His ex-wife, who could be mean, 

Accessed it in a mousey way…

Point, Click!  Jack’s account is clean.

 

Copyright © 2012 by Frank Koerner 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "On Lyin' Banking"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on January 4, 2012
That's why I write checks. Most amusing. Patrick

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on January 4, 2012
Great tale of modern day woes..

Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 4, 2012
LOL,e


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