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I Yam A Potato
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I yam possessed all the time
by some nursery rhyme,
seeking new plays on words
involving computer nerds.....

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My thanks to Ron (Sketchman) Axelson for his very artful help.....

Then....

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner

Eating his Christmas pie.

He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum

And said, “What a good boy am I.”

Now.....

Couch Tater J. Horner sat in a corner

And played with his Christmas PC.

Plugging thumb drive so sloppy, he pushed ‘stead a floppy

And said, “Who's a good yam? 'Tis me.”

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Reviews of "I Yam A Potato"

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on December 19, 2013

I good to the finish cause I eats me spinach
I'm Poop Dogg the music man, I yam.

Reviewed by Vivian Wyatt

Reviewed on December 19, 2013

This is cute

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on December 18, 2013

Wasn't that big Frank Korner that sat in the corner and yammed another disk in the pc pie hole. Yam, you're good!

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer

Reviewed on December 18, 2013

I yam what I yam.

Michael D.

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