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I need an electrician
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My circuits need work
my anode is not electrode
my cathode
lacks a connector


All my electrons
are kafooey


I have a high voltage
volteic vacancy


My hydroelectric terminal
needs a galvanic generator


Perhaps some living force
to incite the inertia
with the thrust of
atomic friction


I need an electrician!


etw~;-)


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 Reviews of "I need an electrician"
Reviewed by Helen Downey
Reviewed on March 10, 2007
It sounds/ reminds me of me....getting old means getting a good electrician to rewire you so you can keep on going. THanks for sharing.

Helen

Reviewed on March 2, 2007
Now Eileen, all electrostatic intrusion requires either a N. Pole-, or a S.Pole+,and above all a great ground for connecting.Enjoyed

Reviewed on March 2, 2007
Glad you can write some humour into this. Thank you for sharing!!!

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
An analogy that conducts sufficient amperes and electrifies the senses sugar chum.

Reviewed on March 2, 2007
Brilliant, (((Eileen))), simply brilliant. Is that's what's wrong with me? I need tech support, too. And an electrician to rewire the ole brain! Love your humor in this: well done!

(((HUGS))), love and prayers, Karla.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
ooooooooooooo Wow
loved it Eillen
I am speechless

Love & Peace
William

Reviewed on March 2, 2007
I think we all could use an electrician from time to time, Eileen! This is one cute write! Enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

You are ever in my thoughts and prayers!

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
Cool write. All electrical puns aside, you just need to charge more and have your panel box serviced more regularly. Love and {{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}},
Leland

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
...this is just too cool, smiles
love and peace,
Carole~

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
Your poem could well "mate" with my PC woes scribing of a while back.

Enjoyed this!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
Hahahaha.....me too but....oh nevermind!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Michael Mathieu (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
Do you insinuate that i should tolerate this diabolical insubordination, electrical i know nothing,HaHa,Sounds like you know what to do...Still trying to figure this out...
Well said,

Michael

Reviewed on March 1, 2007
What a funny write! Enjoyed very much. God bless you queen
Abdi-Noor

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
hope you'll connect soon before you blow a fuse ;)

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
i'm shocked....just kidding...clever wit

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
ROFL...well that says it all.
True about the plumbing... though I think Ed is dyslexic.

Elizabeth

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
Shocking...HA I'm a qualified sparky, you don't need volts, they're static you need some Amps, the galvo will do that, just crank it up.

What do you say to a lekky? -Please Remove your shorts-

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
Maybe some wild weather with thunder, lightning and raging storms would re-energize your force field, Eileen. I have had moments, too, when I felt as though, suddenly, someone just pulled the plug on me and I could feel my energy completely draining away. If you find that electrician, I hope he brings a powerful charge for your shorts!! ;)
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed on March 1, 2007
great pondering poetry Eileen, sometimes we all need to get our wires straight

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
My Lord...your uncurrently static! LOL!
Great write!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
"My hydroelectric terminal
needs a galvanic generator"...Cute Write :)
Hey at least it's not a plumber that you need ;) lol

Edwin

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
The hell with suggestions, i really thought it said you needed an erection, thus having to read it at least once...you should do more humor, I loved this one...I didn't read it to Rufuz as he is too young...Ed

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
sometimes your poems are just downright hysterical, Eileen. hope you get rewired soon. Dawn

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
Watt do you mean by this suggestive write???
So cute
I think you will blow his fuse!
Sorry .........could not resist! Your wit has unplugged me lol and now i am dim, no dark, sorry, got corney here lol pax A


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