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Sweden, AT Edvard's Big Ball(s)
by E T Waldron → (All Poetry by E T Waldron)
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I will be gone tomorrow,so I'm posting this tonight;-)





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hahahahehehehohoho heidi Hi
To the party in Sweden I fly
on my new jet broom, so high

Edvard and his Zombie Queen LaBelle
him looking like he's straight from hell
greeting everyone with goulish glee
I have to slip away befer they see me

I can't let Edvard put me to work
I kniow there are already bodies
for coffins,before he drives me berserk
I must make my toads turd hot toddies

I enter the party as tiger lily,
my brothers Ed all 3 acting silly
from Jasmin's. spiked brew they drink
soon many people will start to sink 

into a coma for the vampire's pleasure
so I make sure  that time I measure
to save some  poet pals, I treasure
Leaving me no time for leisure

Karen's half a skeleton  ,Karla is too,
together they're whole,lookin very cool
to keep them safe, without even a blink
a protective potion I make them drink

A few of my favorite sorcerer's
Flanagan, Fee , and Forese
And Vamps that are great seducers
Kate B, Amber,and (Heim) Sherry

So many poets, all dressed in disguise
They don't know what Edvard has in store
Hoping they look good, to win a prize
None aware of Edvards craving for gore

Halloween night has replaced the day
Bats,Rats, and Cats, out to slay
ghouls and witches are out to play
all good little poets  better pray

In and out of the shadows I flee
Having eelebrated Samhain with glee
Leaving behind the poets of mystery
Their dark deeds you'll not hear from me


HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!

 

ETWITCHY .-)HEEHEE

 


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 Reviews of "Sweden, AT Edvard's Big Ball(s)"
Reviewed on November 9, 2009
Looks like it was Supper Tiger Lilly to the rescue LOL
Sorry it took so long to respond, I have been sick
Have a great day
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 4, 2009
You are toooooo much ET. Great rhythm for swooshing throu the night or dancinhg with both feet off the floor.
Just between us ghouls... Do tell,who is Edvard?
Ed? Eddy?

Love,
Susan

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2009
way cool. LadyJ

Reviewed on October 31, 2009
You've outdone yourself, Eileen - the title is an attention grabber, as is this whimsical flight of witchery - well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla (the OTHER half of the Skeleton Crew LOL)

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on October 31, 2009
Ah, Tiger Lily, you are a scary one! Can't wait to try your toad's turd hot toddies.. delicious!
Happy Halloween!
Nyx, Goddess of Night, aka Amber "V"

Reviewed on October 31, 2009
ahhh...perhaps my table of intimidation would be useful to stretch some of his savory guest upon to satisfy his appetite for gore?
I am so happy to be here...Flogging my cat o’ nine tails of deliverance upon those deserving manservants…

with the depths of darkness as my shroud of hidden spies:
Sincerely Bound By Incantations,
Poetess Victoria...The Dark Pestilence of Romance
Archaic Mistress of Caliginous Temptations

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 31, 2009
Happy Halloween to you too Sis, the more gore the more merry!

EDvard, Ole Brother



Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 31, 2009
None aware of Edvards craving for gore

But they will find out soon enough, Witchy Sis - and watch out for those Swedish Meatballs!

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on October 31, 2009
And, yes you are a Good Witch, Eileen! Happy Halloween to you!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 30, 2009
Happy Halloween to you my good witch. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 30, 2009
Bats,rats and cats, a new standard topp ingfor Georg's special chef salad, accompanied by his own special cut of cheese! Party on sweet witch! Patrick

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 30, 2009
That is one hellofa sendoff, My Good Witch . . . er . . . Psst, I've heard you had an evil side . . . Couldn't be nothing to that vicious rumor / Wherever you are going, I hope it is pleasant . .

Reviewed on October 30, 2009
O, Eileen, you're a GOOD witch! Thanks for the protective potion; we appreciate it more than you know! :) ('Sides, if anyone tries to mess with us, we can beat 'em off with canes and crutches! LOL) AdoRABle Hallowe'eny write; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D (One half of the skeleton crew--and believe me, I'm NO skeleton! LOL I'm a regular little butterball! LOL)

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 30, 2009
Edvards craving for gore?
Ahhhhhh.....
Edvard, it seems, has stolen all the viagra and he has spiked the guests drinks with embalming fluid. I fear that the Swedish Castle will be visited by the God of California, Arnold, and another tax will be imposed. God save the three inch smelt!
love r

Reviewed by Cindy Tuttle
Reviewed on October 30, 2009
This is so creative. I loved it Eileen! Great halloween poem.

With Love,
Cindy

Reviewed on October 30, 2009
You got em, darn you're good lookin, you sure a you witch, I hope to see you there without a stitch. Bring your singin voice.....You know the song, Edvard doesn't wear brassiere, but drinks Coors, he thinks is beer..... well whatever, we'll improvise, Hugs! Jasmin Horst


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