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Wrong End of the Stick
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Wrong End of the Stick

You see a guy in a suit,
he's carrying a gun to boot.
he's not a gangster, but a city dick,
you got the wrong end of the stick.

You see a girl in a sexy dress,
she's also a bit of a mess.
You think it's a girl of the night, cool chick
but you got the wrong end of the stick.

You see a man running with a purse,
you think he stole it from the nurse.
But he's taking it back, real quick
you got the wrong end of the stick.

You see a boy carrying a brick,
from out of town, bit of a hick.
He's a clown, needs it for a trick,
you got the wrong end of the stick.

A candle you can burn at both ends,
there's two ends to a stick.
Wait until the end see what transcends,
don't get the wrong end of the stick.

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