I thought she was here to stay?
but my baby seems to have gone away.
Now, I suppose I won't get my 'Hug',
maybe tomorrow, won't be so grey?
Woke up to a warm, but empty bed,
dreams of hugs, ran through my head.
My arms a sore, from hugging all night,
you should see my pillow, all squeezed tight.
Waited all day, no door bell rang,
I shouted some bad words, all in slang.
Will now go out on to the street,
And "HUG" the first person I met!
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.