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Three Blondes in a Boat
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Three Blondes in a Boat


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Three blond girls
in a boat
doesn't look good,
not much hope

One was Swedish
the other Z.A., Cape Hope
the third was Norwegian
not much hope

One had a whistle
the other a rope
third had a hair brush
not much hope

The Swedish girl
blew her whistle
the south African
threw her rope

The third brushed her hair
not so good, not much hope
but none were aware
there was a flare

So at that flare
they did stare
wondering what to do
we can't throw it?, or blow it ?
what do we do ?

So one of the blonds, took the flare
a shot it straight up into the air
Oh man look at the color's, this does rock
Then the blonds realized, they were still tied to the dock

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Reviewed on December 11, 2006
Oh, now, now...that was hilarious!...but I hope all the blonds can laugh about this too.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)


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