She prayed everyday in the gym
That she would stay healthy and thin
But when she walked out the door
she was just as plump as before?
That very next day
her hands very close together.
she did pray, that she
would be as light as a feather.
All that praying didn't seem to work?
She really wanted to fit in that skirt.
So she went to the Taylor, and put a few stitches in,
surely God wouldn't mind, or do you think this was a Sin?
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
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