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Two Wishes
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Two Wishes


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You know the story
Two guys stranded on an island one palm tree
A bottle washes up
They open it
A Genie! pops out
Well, says The Genie
Normally one guy, two wishes
Seeing there are two of you
I suppose that's one wish each
The first say's I wish for.....
Lots of Money, girl friend, wines cases, Penthouse in New York, etc etc
'Poof', he was gone
Genie turns to the other
And says: Your wish Sir ?
he says after a long pause
"I wish my friend was Back " 

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Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on January 18, 2007
thanks for the early morning chuckle!


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