I sit by the window in a lovely breeze
I want to be outside if you know what I mean
The pollen came in and I did sneeze
Now how do I wipe this green from my screen?
Now the screen is clean back to my job
Look at my keyboard there's another blob
When I try to clean the keyboard the message is clear
LxFI&^%O* &%#X* IvRh&e5y what next Oh dear
I'll sneeze to the left or the right
Now this idea seems quite bright
A better way would be to sneeze down I agree
Cause if not my neighbour will sneeze back at me
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
Be safe,
Karen
If you find a good way, let me know!