Billy Got Runned Over By A Frait Train
By Salley Sue
Billy got runned over by a frait trane
walkin up the tracs on Christmas day
he was bout as drunk as a ole possum
and stumblin over ever which a way
he'd been drakin too much lightn
and we tole him to stay home
but like a sturburn drunkun redneck
Billy Boy jes had tha urge ta roam
when we found him late that evnin
out on the dark side of tha road
Billy wuz still singin old joe clark
but hez bout as flattened as a toad
Billy got runned over by a frait trane
walkin up the tracs on Christmas day
he was bout as drunk as a ole possum
and stumblin over ever which a way
now we"re all so proud a Billy
he aint teched a drop a likker sence
he still walks a litle funny
and yestarday he ran into tha fence
we got him a spacal presant
a whal cher and a candy cane
and the doc says he mite git beta
but then agin he mite neva be tha same
Billy got runned over by a frait trane
walkin up the tracs on Christmas day
he was bout as drunk as a ole possum
and stumblin over ever which a way
Billy neva used ta studder
but now he can't evan say hiz name
and afta a run in wif a frait trane
even rooster fites is seemin mitey tame
So larn a leson frum ole Billy
he shud a uzed cummon since and thunk
and not been a walkin up the trane tracs
on Christmas day when he wuz stinkin drunk
Billy got runned over by a frait trane
walkin up the tracs on Christmas day
he was bout as drunk as a ole possum
and stumblin over ever which a way
YEEEHAAAW MURRY CHRISTMAS FRUM THE HILZ
Music "Gramma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
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If I ever get a hold of Billy, he'll need more than a candy cane or a wheelchair!! LOL I have a walker he can borrow (or have)! LOL Too cute; very well penned, Belle!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
I'm gon' have that dang tune in my head all day, thanks to YEW!! THANKS a LOT!! LOL
Thanx to Ole Billy, Belle, I dun learnt my lessen. Ef ah
gits tipsee on Christmas Day, ah ain't goin' neah no frait trane
trax. Ah'm jest goin t' strech out on th' beech and sing t' them
gulls, yes'm. -gene.
I've heard about Gramma gettin runned over by a raindear, but never about poor ole Billy. Poor ole Billy: gotta watch out fer that lightnin. LOL Well done, La Belle!
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really enjoyed this one...
John
You've put a big smile on my face, again, and for your humour and generosity of spirit I thank you.
John
Newfie hugs, Rose
Georg
hugs
Santa Fee
Thanks for the smile. Happy Holidays!
sho nuff a knee slapper
Thanks Belle
Love & Peace be with you
William
lindalaw
Good fun and nicely done!
Mark
Talk about a sense of humor - fantastic!!
Hugs,
Lance
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
I'm gon' have that dang tune in my head all day, thanks to YEW!! THANKS a LOT!! LOL
gits tipsee on Christmas Day, ah ain't goin' neah no frait trane
trax. Ah'm jest goin t' strech out on th' beech and sing t' them
gulls, yes'm. -gene.
anyways, hell I ain't touched a drop since ether ;)
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.